08/10/18 | tfln | This is a "mass text". Has anyone seen my friend's dignity? Seems to have disappeared.
08/10/18 | tfln | yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
09/28/18 | tfln | sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
10/19/18 | tfln | Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
10/26/18 | tfln | What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
12/12/18 | snowed in meme | I just gave up so many dirty puns by letting Waves go out to get the firewood. I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you that this house has very thin walls, and I'm out of earplugs. Can you, like, please keep it to just snuggling?
12/14/18 | tfln | You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
05/24/19 | tfln | Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
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