Waverly Earp (earper)12/22/17 | tfln |I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?01/03/18 | hot or not |1503/02/18 | tfln |I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. You can come over but I'll have to think about the barn thing.04/02/18 | gen texts |So there IS a laser tag arena in the Triangle.But it's run by a Revenant.06/02/18 | tfln |Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?06/17/18 | midnight texts |are you awake?08/01/18 | sexting |I found a dress that's gonna look great on you.And I'll do whatever I need to to get you into it.08/11/18 | tfln |I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a backwater, puritan time period.12/14/18 | tfln |Have you seen my clothes?12/21/18 | tfln |I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now01/08/19 | sexting |Should we mix things up some tonight?02/10/19 | gen texts |If we compare the ability of Revenants to take a hint versus the ability of assholes, no one comes out on top.05/25/19 | tfln |sorry, I promised drunk you that I'd never reveal the secrets shared with me last night, even (or especially) with sober you.11/17/19 | midnight texts |BabeI have a proposition for you
Other options:
no subject