11/12/17 | gen texts | So I'm going to try and take Waverly on a trip for a couple days in a month or so. I don't suppose there's anything apocalyptic we already know about around that time?
03/02/18 | tfln | as of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
03/31/18 | tfln | Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
08/31/18 | tfln | Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
02/23/19 | tfln | According to the arrest report, you shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Clearly downhill from there.
02/03/20 | gen texts | you and my sister need to invest in one of those noise machines to put outside her door.
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