Waverly Earp (earper)

12/22/17 | tfln | I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right? 01/03/18 | hot or not | 15 03/02/18 | tfln | I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. You can come over but I'll have to think about the barn thing. 04/02/18 | gen texts | So there IS a laser tag arena in the Triangle. But it's run by a Revenant. 06/02/18 | tfln | Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person? 06/17/18 | midnight texts | are you awake? 08/01/18 | sexting | I found a dress that's gonna look great on you. And I'll do whatever I need to to get you into it. 08/11/18 | tfln | I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a backwater, puritan time period. 12/14/18 | tfln | Have you seen my clothes? 12/21/18 | tfln | I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now 01/08/19 | sexting | Should we mix things up some tonight? 02/10/19 | gen texts | If we compare the ability of Revenants to take a hint versus the ability of assholes, no one comes out on top. 05/25/19 | tfln | sorry, I promised drunk you that I'd never reveal the secrets shared with me last night, even (or especially) with sober you. 11/17/19 | midnight texts | Babe I have a proposition for you