08/11/18 | tfln | were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
08/11/18 | tfln | Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
09/28/18 | tfln | He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
01/11/19 | tfln | I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong... I hate you tequila.
02/08/19 | tfln | I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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